Naughty Nuns

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It challenges our preconceived notions about religious devotion and invites us to question the rigid constraints imposed upon those who choose such paths. Two little girls burying ‘Paint Pot’, their deceased pet cat, made a discovery in their back garden which appeared to be an old building. In Bloomin Faeries, two nuns have sex with Sir Thane, whose curse makes him irresistible to women and makes those same women beautiful and promiscuous, and subsequently become much more sexual in nature, and find it harder to keep their vows of chastity given their bodies are much more sensitive than before. In 1300, a nun recorded only as “Cecily” turns up in the Assize Rolls because she met a group of men at the priory gate, flung off her habit, and ran off to Darlington to live with Gregory de Thornton.

Clearly, members of the Church could be just as bad, if not worse, than the members of the community whose spiritual well-being they were supposed to be looking after! We have this skewed view of the medieval era partly because a large chunk of our written sources were created by religious men, who of course would constantly emphasise God’s role in ordinary life.In this historical snapshot, we witness a group of misbehaving nuns engaging in activities that defy expectations. This is lampshaded in the Star Wars: The High Republic novel Star Wars: Into the Dark, in which a young Outer Rim smuggler, Affie, asks Padawan Reath Silas about the Jedi (having heard them described as monks) and Silas tells her that Jedi give up individual attachments, and she replies, "So, that means no sex? When the head priestess catches them in the act, Geralt tries to shift the blame on himself, only for the abbess to inform him that the sisters are explicitly not forbidden from indulging in carnal pleasures. After his convent had been visited for assessment, the Church was shocked to see how he had been behaving there.

He tells a story about a cock in a harem of hens, a none too subtle dig at what goes on behind cloistered walls. It was Truth in Television for many convents, and some of the greatest female saints are those who instituted reforms to make them true houses of holiness.Subverted and stomped upon in Father Ted, where the one thing that terrifies Father Jack Hackett is the typical Irish nun - grey, humorless, sexless and authoritarian. Apart from the “Hot Priest” in Fleabag, obviously, and Friar F**k (who featured in the classic porn parody Thobbin’ Hood), there isn’t much in the way of sexy religious men. There was drama, disappointment, thrills and amazement, and genuine discoveries that increased knowledge.

In the anime adaptation of Welcome to the NHK, when Sato first meets Misaki and discovers she apparently has religious reasons for wanting to help him cure his hikikomori ways, he has fantasies about her wearing a nun's habit while touching herself and moaning "No! Truly, no one could have seen that coming, which is ironic because according to the Pontiff, that’s exactly what nuns have been doing. It's noted that these particular nuns are dressed in such a way that they are responsible for a far greater number of impure thoughts than they could ever hope to expunge.Surprisingly for her, it's a very reserved and realistic nun outfit, but given it's Vanessa, it goes into this by default. One vicar who refused to bury a parishioner who had been born and lived all his life in the village apart from his last three weeks when he was taken to a hospice to die. On the surface, this does not necessarily seem such a bad thing – it seems to just be the punishment of being thrust out of the Church, endangering your everlasting soul (but not so bad if that idea doesn’t concern you). Nuns wearing pearls and low-cut gowns fought among themselves for the honor of serving as mistress to a visiting papal nuncio.

Larry Flynt, Althea claims that while she was in a Catholic orphanage, she was molested by the nuns. Get thee to a nunnery,” Hamlet famously shouts at Ophelia, and while she chose to drown herself instead, many women did indeed choose the nunnery. There were eleven clergy who broke into St Buryan Church and beat up the Dean and his attendants so badly, their lives were feared for.

It's not clear whether they were queer or simply starved for human affection, as seems to be the case with Cathleen.